- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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