- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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