What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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