theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Fat people

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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