- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What's one plus one? two.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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