- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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