- Anti Joke

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?