Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A woman wears a dress.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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