haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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