- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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