Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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