"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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whats black? the colour

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H o m o comes out as homo

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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