Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Sloths

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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