- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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