I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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