Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Pickles are powerful

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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