- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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