- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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