- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

This is a joke.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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