- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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