Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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read me write me

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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