- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A Chinese man fails a math test

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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