Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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