This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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