How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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