Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Hi.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Anti Joke

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