Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Neither have I

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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