- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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