Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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