- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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