A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Jewwy Jewstein

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops