- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Ron Paul for President!

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Communism hehe xd

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

tommy is retared

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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