- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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