What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What's worse than this That :(

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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