Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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