- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's blue? The sky.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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