- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

2 black kids walk into school

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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