- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

okay so theres this guy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Women can vote? wtf

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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