- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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