- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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