A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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