Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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