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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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