- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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