- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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