bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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