roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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WNBA

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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