A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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