- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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