Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What did the old man say? Im old

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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