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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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