A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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The Labour Party.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Anti Joke

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