There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Horse.

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