why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Anti Joke

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