What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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