Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

HELLO EVERYONE

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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