Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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