Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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penis

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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