A blonde dies Lololol

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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