- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Girls Lacrosse.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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