What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What is the name of the car? What

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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