- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Your mother just died.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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