Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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25

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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