lets bomb africa

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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