- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

non poop

Can anyone Lenin money?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

yolo your orange looks orange

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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