Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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