- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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