A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Your sex life.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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