- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!