- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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