- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

69

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??