- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

woman's rights

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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