- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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