Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Where's my baby??

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What's your guys names?

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Anti Joke

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