You idiot.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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