- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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