- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's 9+10 Ebola

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

someone called someone else a frog

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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