What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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