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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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