- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why can't jokes spit?

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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