- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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