I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What is my name? I dont know

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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