Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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