- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

4 hours later.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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