What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Jewwy Jewstein

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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