What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Sex

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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