- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A Pakistani news reader.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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