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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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