- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why? Why not?

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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