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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

A Duck walks into a bar.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Whats white? A fridge

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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