- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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