A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Anthony sucks

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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