What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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your life

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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