- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's 1+1? 69.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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