- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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I think everybody should have a penis.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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