- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 69.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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