... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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