- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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