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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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