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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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