- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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