- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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