Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Abortion.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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