- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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