- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Face...tastes like chicken!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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