Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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