- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Irish sobriety

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