What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

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